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Vile Evil House of Cards, Hummers, and the MVP

                                                    

                                                   

I’m happy that the Bush house of deadly cards shows signs of collapsing.  Tom Delay, that evil vile fuck, is finally getting his.  How’s that contract with America working out for ya, Tom?  And I pray that Rove is next to go, that Goebels of a dastardly genius. 

I’m pissed off that public schools are leaving all children behind, cuts in arts and sports and science, hey why do our kids need to learn anyway, we’re fighting the war on smut and drugs and we’re securing oil so we can be richer, oops, sorry, I mean we’re getting weapons of mass destruction, oops, I mean we’re fighting the war on terrorism.  What are we doing again?  Giving people in N’Awlins who’ve lost everything a check for 2 grand.  What the fuck is that gonna do? 

I’m pissed that where I live these New Age bourgeois idiots drive Hummers that get 2 miles a gallon with bumper stickers that say No Blood for Oil.  And the faux Christians kill me, they claim to follow Christ, but they worship money, and they’ve never turned a cheek, who believe in war and intolerance and casting first stones and condemning anyone who isn’t like them and would vilify Jesus if he came into the world today.

And while I’m at it, who in their right mind thinks that David Ortiz is MVP over A-Rod?  I love him, but Papi is a fat bastard and a slug who can barely run the bases and couldn”t  field his  position if you put a gun to his head. 

My hands are sore from typing.  My room is a mess.  It’s gorgeous outside.  Another day in paradise.  If only I had a huge flat screen TV, then I’d be really happy.