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KISMET PRODUCTIONS & SOF

Sex Worker Literati

Hosted by Audacia Ray & David Henry Sterry
Happy Ending, 302 Broome Street between Forsyth and Eldridge, in New York City
First Thursday of the Month. Doors at 7 pm, reading from 8-10
FREE
Portion of proceeds from the bar supports sex workers rights groups

 

Vanessa Del Rio, the Pope, the Glorious World Cup & Falling in Love with a Monkey


Vanessa Del Rio Goddesses, Sinners and Saviors April 1 Thursday Night Happy Ending Lounge. 

 

Vatican Announces Video Series: Priests Gone Wild!!!

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The Pope and his people, reacting to recent allegations that he actively participated in covering up for pedophile priests who violently and repeatedly raped deaf boys, are allegedly on the verge of making a deal with legendary producer Joe Francis to produce a video series tentatively titled, “Priests Gone Wild.”

 

How I Fell In Love with a Monkey

I have a story about falling in love with a monkey on a new cool website called nth word.

http://www.nthword.com/issue5/david_henry_sterry_me_and_sally_interspecies_love.php

 

Kind Words from Valley Haggard of the James River Writers

Valley Haggard, who produces live events for the James River Writers sent me this lovely message in regards to a panel I was on the cheaper together in Richmond Virginia.  This is one of the things I love about being a writer, getting to participate it amazing conversations with brilliant, insightful, passionate, dedicated articulate artists.

“David: your energy, verve, spark, outlandish but practical experiences and amazing ability to come back around to your point no matter how far afield you’ve gone are completely unparalleled this side of the Mason Dixon. Thank you- immeasurably- for sharing your fire with us.”

 

New Toyota Internal E-mail Leaked: “F*ck Customers, Make More Money!”


“If we can save $100 mill, f*ck custmores, make more money!  34 deaths is well below acceptable casualty level.  Today America, tomorrow the world!”  This internal e-mail was allegedly leaked from deep within the inner sanctum of Toyota’s US president, Jim Lentz, and CC’d to all top level Toyota executives including Akio Toyoda, grandson of Toyota’s founder, and currently the president of Toyota Motor Corp..            ”Shame on you, Toyota for being so greedy!” Rhonda Smith, a victim of Toyota’s neglect, cried angrily at a recent congressional hearing.  She was voicing America’s rage at Toyota’s preference for obscene profits over the safety of their customers.  This was one of just three congressional hearings held recently in Washington to determine what is to be done about Toyota specifically, and the automobile industry in general, to protect Americans from dying needlessly in their cars.

 

Sex Worker Literati: Goddesses, Sinners & Saviors

 

 

Hosted by Audacia Ray (author of Naked on the Internet) and David Henry Sterry (author of Hos, Hookers, Call Girls & Rent Boys)

Happy Ending, 302 Broome Street between Forsyth and Eldridge, in New York City

Thursday, April 1. Doors at 7 pm, reading from 8-10

Stick around after the reading to dance and party with hos, hookers, and ne’er do wells!

21 and up – FREE

 

15% of the bar goes to support the Young Women’s Empowerment Project

 

Our readers this month:

 

 

“I Hate Fags, but I Love Sucking D*ck, and I’m Real Sorry” – Sen. Roy Ashburn

“I can’t help myself, I crave men meat, and I crave lots of it, all the time.  But I’m a Christian, I love Jesus, I hate Satan, so I think queers, fags, dykes, and all other perverts are agents of the devil and should be destroyed.  And as sweet baby Jesus is my witness, I’m real real real sorry.”

 

March Newsletter

Ernie & Bert & Gay Marriage, Glorious World Cup Book, Chippendale’s Movies & Twitter

A new day has dawned.  Inspired by interviewing with some of the shining lights of the book world, from new media guru Seth Godin, to CEO of Harlequin Books Donna Hayes, to Margaret Atwood (who I met on twitter!), I decided to upgrade into the new decade.  I’m in the process of upgrading my website, and I now putting together a proper newsletter which hopefully will come out once a month.  If you don’t want to get it, just let me know.