Do you like me? Do you like me? Do you like me? I useta wear $500 socks. They won’t even lemme in Macy’s anymore. It’s not everybody can say that. I can sneak in, but they always catch me and then they throw me right out again. Don’t ask. I’m serious. Don’t ask. You hear about that building on 54th street that fell down? That’s exactly what I’m talking about. One day, you’re walking along, minding your own business, and the next minute a building falls on you. Plus they killed the embassador from Switzerland. Switzerland, Switzerland, Switzerland! Clocks, chocolate, yodelling. I can’t yodel. Can you yodel? And they stole all that money from the Jews. 100 billion dollars. Nazi money. They have to pay it back. And do you think I’m gonna get one red cent? One thin dime? One plug nickel? Not on your nelly. Do you like me? Do you like me? Do you like me? That’s all I want to know. Just that one thing. I was a Cesarian section. Me and Cesar. Cesar and me. They hadda rip me out kicking and screaming. I remember grabbin’ onto the tubes, screaming, "You’ll never get me out alive!" But they cut me out. Story of my life. I used to wear $500 socks you know. My old man had an anger management problem. Live by the sword die by the sword. The bigger they ar,e the harder they hit you. Ignorance is 9/10 of the law. I’m lactose intolerant. I got mercury poisoning from my fillings. I got boulders in my kidney. And do you think I could get one lousy apology? One lousy apology? One lousy apology? I had a cat. Bobby Joe Jones stuck a firecracker up his ass and blew him to Kingdom Come. Where is Kingdom Come? What do you think? Seriously, what do you think? I hadda psychotic break. They kept me up for eight straight days, lights were shining out the top of my head, colored lights, I saw Joan of Arc, she was on fire, she was on fire, and she was telling God a joke about a horse in a bar with a long face, and a frog with a bartender on his ass, she hadda French accent and she was on fire, and she was laughing. But here’s the thing. This is what I wanna know. Do you like me? Do you like me? Do you like me?